Why not OppositeTowel?

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 11/02/2015 at 01:48 • Filed to: None

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Towels are loved by all people. especially me. He’s a lovable affable character loved by all. His warm cushy exterior comforts my body as I shiver after a shower. Towels are also great pillows. Towelie Today, Towelie Forever!

Stef Schrader > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 02:02

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Absorbency You Can Believe In

Gamecat235 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 03:02

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We already assume everyone here is a real hoopy frood.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Gamecat235 11/02/2015 at 03:22

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I'm getting tingly at the sight of a towel...BETTER GET MY TOWEL OUT TO WHIP MYSELF SEVERAL TIMES TO GET THAT FEELING IVE BEEN CHASING

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 07:29

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As a fin of the Hitchhiker’s Guide, I approve.

Clown Shoe Pilot > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 08:04

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You wanna get high?

Chariotoflove > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 09:31

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Dude, Towlie has been in and out of rehab so many times, he has “property of the Betty Ford Clinic” stitched on his backside.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Chariotoflove 11/02/2015 at 17:03

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More like Betty white, she's hotter than Betty ford

Chariotoflove > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 11/02/2015 at 17:56

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True statement, but still disturbing.